The The Brotherhood Despotate of The Konderland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Elder Erin with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.742 billion Konderlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norden. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Konderlandian economy, worth 235 trillion Konderlandian Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,472 Konderlandian Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime is totally unknown. The Konderland's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Konderland is ranked 47,345^th in the world and 302^nd in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 28.7 flags saluted per person per day.